Whoo!
I can't believe my last post was in September:/
That's like... 3months ago?



Heheh, anyway... (Hi zakiah I decided to steal your thingamajic you did!)

Dear (the last person who text messaged you),I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).(12), Your name.

1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Brown - The mafia wants you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife.

4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Barefoot - Sit on
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Other - Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Purple - My mustard souffle
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
House - Scarred
Lost - High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Sad - How boring you are
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
None of the above - Ashamed

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Green - The pictures from LA
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

Verdict:-
Dear Titi,I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my father. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that your Honda sucks. I’m returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I’ll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget our friendship.Go burn, Izzati.

[I'm sorry Titi! But unfortunately you're the last person I messaged.. :/]

YO!
I feel like slapping myself until I'm awake man.
I've been sleeping during the day, didn't even study okay!
And I've got 2 papers tomorrow :O
GRAH.
I'm dead meat man!
Shit as I'm typing this, my eyes are slowly starting to close...
Ah damnit, I'm so not prepared for tomorrow):

Puasa's ending in 2 more days.
I feel that this year's puasa is like so.. quiet.
I mean, compared to last year's.
Without knowing, it just passes by so fast.
Kinda weird.
And I'm sorry to say, I only went to the masjid once this month, and that was during the batch buka also.
I think, if I didn't go for the batch buka, I wouldn't have gone to the masjid even once.
And that's not good.
Why am I not looking forward to Hari Raya this year?
I have a feeling that it's gonna get worse and worse every time.
Last year's one was..
I don't even want to think about what's going to happen in the years to come.
Somehow, I feel that it's gonna get bad.
Now's like the calm before a storm, so far nothing seems out of the place.
SO FAR.
All I ask for is that everything will remain as it is, even if the conditions are not desirable.
At least it won't be worse off.
Amin.






Random:
Sigh, I want a crumpler!!
(GJ GJ GJ!)
):):):):):

SLEEEEEEPYYYYYYYY.
I AM SO FREAKING TIRED.
I HAVE A SPLITTING HEADACHE AND I FEEL LIKE MY HEAD'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
LIKE, KABOOM!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WANT TO GO WATCH HANADAN WITH SARA-LYNN TAKAHISA AND OLIVIRUS!
BUT MAMA DON'T LET!
OH WHY DID MY RESULTS SUCK?
IF IT DIDN'T SUCK SO MUCH I BET I WOULD BE ABLE TO GO MANZXZ *blames bad results*
SIGH.
OKAY I THINK I SHALL STUDY AFTER SAHUR TOMORROW :D
FYES ARE COMING, ZOMGGGGG

This is kinda late but, Mushroom is so cute in this! XD

OMG.
School's starting again tomorrow.
SHIRO):
I can't believe that I did my homework the whole day of yesterday!
Went to the library to do homework and found Iman, Sya and Amanda.
HOMEWORKHOMEWORKHOMEWORK.
And then left at around 530pm with Sya.
Thanks for the ride!

OPEN HOUSE yesterday was kinda... okay.
I think we did quite well, no?
Even though nobody paid attention to us..
So sad.


I am jealous of those who learn piano >:@
OMG did you know, when HW was playing the piano yesterday, THE WHOLE PIANO WAS SHAKING!
Yup, that's how good she plays.
I'M SO JEALOUS.

Had an interesting time in school today.


I thought I was late and rushed to school.
Then reached school, only to find that there were only 9 of us who came. -.-
And when Nivu came back, she told us that GO said they weren't in school.
So we waited till about 11? And we got a call to come to MPR instead.


APOLOGY ACCEPTED XD



See, I'm so kind^^
There's band tomorrow and HYD Finale is coming out tomorrow.
I want to watch it!
Excited at how the ending will turn out :D



The original singer's version was nice, but I prefer Jonghyun's XD

I "read" through the messages from SHINee just now.. more like skimmed through):
Can't read korean whot.
SO SAD!
I wanna know what they're writing!
SIGHSIGHSIGHSIGHSIGH.
SIGHSIGHSIGHSIGHSIGH.
I'm beginning to like them more and more instead of just Jonghyun.
WHEE, OMG TAEMIN!

I can read the first three characters!
Haha, retarded i know.

The one in orange/red shi zi lan de.
Ahhhh the teddy bear so cute!
OHYEAH.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SO SLOW.
I didn't know about SHINee's iple till today-.-
Kinda cool but idk why the videos refuses to load.
PFFT.





2nd day of puasa today!
I feel accomlplished :D
School today was bleargh lah.
Mass lectures=shiro.
It's so noisy and you won't be able to concentrate properly.
And there wasn't any tables, so difficult to write.
Plus, haiya.





People fasting and you still can say you brought food and that you're hungry and that you feel like eating. I mean, come on lah, respect sikit lah. So what if you're not fasting, you don't need to tell the whole world right. There are other people who are fasting you know.

ONEW CONDITION XD

Such a dork~






Selamat Berpuasa!